{:3_359:} 在網上看到暴寒的OUTLOOK自動回復，中文是小人自己翻譯的，歡迎指正錯誤~~~


1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

我現在不在辦公室，外出參加一個工作面試。如果我被拒了，會回覆你的。請對我的情緒準備好！


2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

你收到這封自動回覆，因為我不在辦公室。如果我在，你將什麼也收不到！


3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

對不起，錯過你了，但是，我在醫生那裡，接受腦子和心臟的移除，這樣我就可以晉升到管理團隊了！ （多謝麥兜老哥改）


4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

在我從假期回來以前，我都沒辦法刪掉所以你寄給我的所有郵件。請耐心等待！你的郵件將會按你發的順序刪除！


5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

謝謝你的郵件！你的信用卡將會收取頭十個單詞5.99美元，然後每另外一個單詞再加1.99美元！


6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

此郵件伺服器無法確認你的伺服器的連接。你的郵件尚未發出。請重啟電腦，重新發一遍！


7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

多謝你的簡訊，已經加進我們的排號系統。你所在的位置是第352位，可以預計在大概19個星期後有答覆！


8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

你好，我在思考你寄給我的東西。請在電腦前等我的答覆！


9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

我剛剛跑開，去參加另一個馬戲團！


10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave.

下兩個星期，我會因為醫療原因不在辦公室。當我回來的時候，請稱呼我為凱蒂（女性名字），而不是原來的戴夫（男性名字）！




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這套軟件要去哪下載啊!!
以後我回覆的文也要這樣回~省事事省{:1_212:}

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

對不起，漏掉你了，但是，我在醫生那裡，接受腦子和心臟的移除，這樣就可以促進我們的管理團隊了！
DHBlock 發表於 2010-5-8 09:33

promoted 是升職喔∼ （意思是說 如果他把心跟腦拿掉 他就可以升職當經理了）*代表此公司全部主管都是智障* {:2_232:}

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

對不起，錯過你了(沒遇上)，但是，我在醫生那裡，接受腦子和心臟的移除，這樣我就可以晉升到管理團隊了！

這套軟件要去哪下載啊!!
以後我回覆的文也要這樣回~省事事省{:1_212:}
brandan 發表於 2010-5-8 18:41

{:3_305:} 這個軟件是高管專用~~~

{:3_312:} 在捷克，就是像站長和副站長專用~~~

{:1_205:} 某一天，見到站長或副站長的這種回覆不要嚇一跳呀~~~

{:3_305:} 這個軟件是高管專用~~~

{:3_312:} 在捷克，就是像站長和副站長專用~~~

{:1_205:} 某一天，見到站長或副站長的這種回覆不要嚇一跳呀~~~
DHBlock 發表於 2010-5-10 05:22

是喔~看來為了得到這套軟件~
我必須要下修我的目標了~~~~
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這麼好的帖 不推對不起自己阿

還真是很有趣文章阿 珂