賢妻  GOOD WIFE


       After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,   "forty years ago we had a cheap house, a jun
  slept on a sofa bed and  watched a 10-inch black and white TV,   but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

  結婚後40年，有一天，我仔細看著我的妻子，說：“40年前我們有 一間便宜的房子，一部破車， 睡在一張沙發床上，看著一台10英寸的黑白電視機， 但我每天晚上可與一位23歲的辣妹睡覺。

    Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car,   a nice big bed and a large screen TV,   but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman.
   It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

  現在 ...我有一間 $500,000.00的家，一部 $35,000 .00車， 一張漂亮的大床和一台大螢幕電視， 但我與一個63歲的老女人睡。
  對我而言，我似乎都不是站在對的事情那一邊。“

  My wife is a very reasonable woman.   She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and   she would make sure that I would once again be
  living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,   sleeping on a sofa bed and   watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

  我的妻子是一個非常明智講理的女人。
  她叫我出去找一個今年 23歲的辣妹， 她相信我會再一次住在一間很便宜的房子， 開著一部破車，睡在一張沙發床， 看著一台10英寸的黑白電視。

   Aren't older women great?
  They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

  老女人不偉大嗎？
  他們真的知道如何解決一個臭老頭子的問題。